I am returneth. Returned. Whatever.
I have the internet back, and here's what's in store in the coming days:
Ideas for horrible little sketches.
A collection of dumb customer service anecdotes.
Best of all: a collection of the daftest and most surreal subject headers spammers are using to beat my filters. To get you started:
I'm confused. Is my spinach temporarily down, or do I have (whisper it) homosexual spinach?
Once I find out, I'll be sure to update.