Tuesday, November 17, 2009

I Get Spam

Fuckups and formatting in the original:

Fearing the people, the assembly reinstated the andradas for a period of eight months, after which they were again ejected.

Hello, i am Naomi Johnsson
Try it for good luck

Do you remember.
Well, you old sinner, she went on, turning to the count who was kissing her hand, youre feeling dull in moscow, i daresay.

Did I mention this came from an email address at the domain anal_plastics? Because it did. Summons terrifying images.

"Mummy, I don't think my Play Doh factory is right."

"Shut up. Mummy's drinkin' gin."

Also, I'm now going to use 'feeling dull in Moscow' as a catch-all term for, frankly, everything.