Friday, April 25, 2008

It's Up To You.

Given what some of you folk have said, my savaging of shitty movies brings some light to your drab lives. So. Then. Suggestions.

For the full-on Wicker Man experience on another movie, make your suggestions below. I will give consideration to them all.

9 comments:

DVC said...

World Trade Centre.

Nicolas Cage. 9/11 based mawkish anal bleedfest. You know you want to review it...

Oliver said...

There's always AVP: Requiem. However I'm not sure that I could have the thought of anyone sitting through it on my conscience.

And there's always the work of maverick incompetent Uwe Boll to consider...

Dave said...

There's a certain grim fascination with the Uwe Boll suggestion. Maybe Alone In The Dark? I think that's his biggest stab at a movie with a budget.

There's also the possibility that I'll just watch The Golden Compass. That has the potential to truly piss me off.

redspiderlily said...

Tales from Earthsea and just to make it worse, you have to watch it in English.

Hasn't Uwe Boll said he'll stop making movies after that online petition?

The Golden Compass probably has the ability to piss off anyone who's read Northern Lights.

Dave said...

Uwe Boll, to my mind, has yet to make a movie.

redspiderlily said...

I never said he'd made them, I'm saying what he said. You really should watch his YouTube rant.

You should also give me back Hotel Dusk, I appreciate having the box but without the cartridge, I'm struggling to play the game.

Dave said...

You've seen through my cunning plan to rob you of a game I don't like.

My way is that of the weasel, but you have defeated me. You shall have your cartridge.

redspiderlily said...

Just so you know, it was a cunning plan of Baldrick proportions. If only it hadn't required me to open the box to retrieve my game, you may just have gotten away with it.

Dave said...

Bothersome child.