Monday, September 03, 2007

A Troubling Development

There is a shower of grotesque bastards pulling up the road outside my house. I am not best pleased at this. I have two options.

  • 1. Go out. Sit and drink coffee very slowly. Read. Remain sane.

  • 2. Stay here and make a primitive napalm analogue from swarfega, creme de menthe and cat hair.

We'll see what transpires.

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