For most people reading, this will be the single most pointless thing they've ever seen, but I want you to know a couple of things.
- I'm really procrastinating quite hard.
- Batman-logo peanut sweets are looking like being the high point of my life to date.
If you could properly capture a sigh in text, this one would be both drawn-out and world-weary. It would also smell like the quite excellent Islay malt I bought for 'inspiration'.