...ain't it sweet? Little Mii wedding cake toppers. It'd almost be worth going through all the rigmarole of a wedding just to get the chance to repeatedly and insistently explain to friends and relatives why your cake looks 'a bit crappy'. Almost.
In other news, I have just seen Tara Palmer-Tompkinson and Claudia Winkleman side-by-side (thankfully muted) on some Comic Relief thing. I am struck by this thought: could British television get any less glamorous? Unless Lenny Henry drops his kecks and craps on the stage, I'm guessing no.