Being the ramblings of a drunk young man with an unnatural appetite for zombie-related tat.
To be fair, and rather more so than the product seems to deserve, it's made by a taser company. I mean, it's not as though the function creep is the other way round, and Seteve Jobs just woke up one morning thinking "...hmm... nano...shuffle... Ah! convulse-and-void - the advert designs itself!"
The sheer amount of gross punnage in this article leaves me speechless with terror.
Yeah, like I said. Sorry.
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