Monday, July 30, 2007

This week we have a special on Methuselah.

"Mom, can I get the Job action figure with the realistic weeping sores, or the Abraham with child-killing action?"

"No Bobby-Joe. You'll only start asking for the God figure with the believer-restraining grip to go with it."

The really worrying thing is that American teenagers will be able to recreate the fundamentals of my psyche with their toybox. Every time I lay down to sleep it's just 8 hours of Spider-Man kicking God's arse.


Mister Aedan said...

You do this shit so much better than I do.

Dave said...

Nonsense, m'boy. It's simply having the time to trawl the darker reaches of the internet.