Being the ramblings of a drunk young man with an unnatural appetite for zombie-related tat.
No. NO!! They made it into an ENDCAP??? Shall we just burn the fucker come Friday midnight? Just burn the place down? Seriously, we'll find you a job, don't worry...
Those bastards, they went and did it! Damn them, damn them all to hell!*Ahem*I certainly wouldn't openly condone burning that rotting carcass of a store to the ground, but I would very much like it to happen, yes. I've escaped working the Harry Potter night, so I'll be safe and away by then. And have so many alibis.
You know, I think I can actually go one better:Sometimes, I just see it all on fire when I close my eyes.Things are occasionally disturbing.
Erm, what the hell is that?
What the bloody hell is going on? Please tell me that's not serious?
Yes, that is in fact a display in a major bookstore asking, nay begging you to judge these books solely on the basis of their covers.Seriously. It's still there. Everyone get pictures of their friends standing next to it. I'll post them. There may be a prize.
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