"Mom, can I get the Job action figure with the realistic weeping sores, or the Abraham with child-killing action?"
"No Bobby-Joe. You'll only start asking for the God figure with the believer-restraining grip to go with it."
The really worrying thing is that American teenagers will be able to recreate the fundamentals of my psyche with their toybox. Every time I lay down to sleep it's just 8 hours of Spider-Man kicking God's arse.
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You do this shit so much better than I do.
Nonsense, m'boy. It's simply having the time to trawl the darker reaches of the internet.
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