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Last night, a Welshmen chewed the top of my skull. Whilst a novel experience, it was still deeply unpleasant. It did, however, confirm a few things for me.

• Everything I thought about the Welsh was 100% correct.


• The many hours I've spent preparing for zombie attack have given me useful skills to apply in other areas of my life.

Valuable stuff.